I was an elephant. I was one of the elephants that hold the Earth while standing in a huge turtle that floats on the cea. Somehow, i could leave my palce on the turtle and walk on the Earth. I had to guide some people to a place (i dont remember where). They was following me like a messiah in the desert, omiting the fact i was an elephant and we were not in a desert.

It was a warm night. There was a mirror lake and the moon was illuminationg everything. It wasnt scarry at all. We had to cross that lake. I've created some sheeps for the people (why not when u r one of the 4 elephants that hold the Earth?), but i was too big to go on one. So i swim. Someone told, when we was in the middle "why dont you create a ship of ur size, u got powers" and i thought "why not", so I did. The problem was that i was already swimming and could not mount on it. I tryied flying, but i was too heavy so i keept swimming. The person on the ship, wanted to swim with me as sighn of solidarity, but he was scared of zombies that touched our feets under the water. He was really afraid, so afraid that his fear made us apart the group and we lost them.

When we got to land, there were also zombies. They were short and coud hypnotyze you. If u looked to their eyes before dying, u would become a zombie too, if not, u would just die. It doesnt matter if u just die.
My friend was starting panicking because nombrous times we made each other stop looking into the zombies eyes. I didnt care. I was big and the zombies was smaller then my friend. Also, i didnt care about lose my body because I could go to another reality (as in every single dream i have) and get anotherone, or, if i dont find any i like, just take my real form.
Finally, my friend got byted and start attacking me with the zombie who byte him. That zombie was funny. His moves and expressions pretendet to be like in the typical american movies, but in reality was just funny. He didnt want to understeand the reality. He prefeared to live in his zombie world. He was ignoring the reality.
That's the thing that was funny about him.

And we had the followind dialog:

-wooow... take it easy username.
-username ... moi? username? tu sais pas chuis qui? moi je suis le username le plus temible de ton quartier!!! pendant que j'etais vivant j'ai vole! J'ai tue! J'ai pris de la drogue!!! Je suis le pire username de ton histoire!!! /// (translation) username... me? username? dont u know who am i? me, I am the most scarrie username of ur neiborhood!!! When i was alive i've stold! I've killed! I've do drugs!!! I am tge worst username of ur hystory!!!

That was just too funny. I could not watch him screaming in french withouth laughing. So i did. In real life. And i woke up.